joke\ poach

joke\ poach
1. (joke poach) (7953↑, 1454↓)
when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.

Joke poach: teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes friend: haha, (loud) MISS\! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes\! Class:AHAHAHAHAHA student 1: dude u totally poached my joke

2. (Joke Poach) (61↑, 31↓)
When you tell a joke to someone and then that person tells another person the same joke you just told them. The less time between the first telling of the joke and the second the worse it is.

Merrick- why did the turkey cross the road? Wyatt- I don't know Merrick- To prove he wasn't chicken\! Wyatt- HAHAHAHAHAHA (Ethan Enters) Wyatt- why did the turkey cross the road? (Wyatt is a joke poacher)

3. (Joke Poach) (8↑, 0↓)
To repeat a joke that is told quietly to a friend and is then told to everyone by the friend in attempts to make him or her seem like they were the ones that made up the joke.

Random Scientist: That could be a plane or a sattelite. Son:(to Father) I know it isnt my cell phone sattleite because I'm getting terrible reception. Father:HAHAHA.(to everyone) Well I know it isnt my cell phone sattleite because I getting terrible reception\!\!\! Everyone: HAHAHAHA, he's so funny Son: What was that you just joke poached me

4. (joke poach) (8↑, 5↓)
when you tell your friend something funny and they then tell it to every one else to make them seem funny

tom hansen joke poaches all the time

Related: poach, joke steal
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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